I'm not sexist, honest.
but this sounds about right (maybe not with the Ladies that frequent this forum(( see I'm trying not to be sexist)) but in general) any guys disagree?
Sorry about the forwarded >, but I couldn't be arsed to delete them all.
Subject: how to make a woman happy
It's not difficult. To make a woman happy you only need to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
> 4. a brother
5. a father
> 6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
> >> >
> >> > 10. a plumber
> >> >
> >> > 11. a mechanic
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> >> > 12. a decorator
> >> >
> >> > 13. a stylist
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> >> > 14. a sexologist
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> >> > 15. gynaecologist
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> >> > 16. a psychologist
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> >> > 18. a psychiatrist
> >> >
> >> > 19. a healer
> >> >
> >> > 20. a good listener
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> >> > 21. an organiser
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> >> > 22. a good father
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> >> > 23. very clean
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> >> > 24. sympathetic
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> >> > 25. athletic
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> >> > 26. warm
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> >> > 27. attentive
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> >> > 28. gallant
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> >> > 29. intelligent
> >> >
> >> > 30. funny
> >> >
> >> > 31. creative
> >> >
> >> > 32. tender
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> >> > 33. strong
> >> >
> >> > 34. understanding
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> >> > 35. tolerant
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> >> > 36. prudent
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> >> > 37. ambitious
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> >> > 38. capable
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> >> > 39. courageous
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> >> > 40. determined
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> >> > 41. true
> >> >
> >> > 42. dependable
> >> >
> >> > 43. passionate
> >> >
> >> > WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
> >> >
> >> > 44. give her compliments regularly
> >> >
> >> > 45. love shopping
> >> >
> >> > 46. be honest
> >> >
> >> > 47. be very rich
> >> >
> >> > 48. not stress her out
> >> >
> >> > 49. not look at other girls
> >> >
> >> > AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
> >> >
> >> > 50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
> >> >
> >> > 51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
> >> >
> >> > 52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
> >> >
> >> > IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
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> >> > 53. to never forget:
> >> >
> >> > * birthdays
> >> >
> >> > * anniversaries
> >> >
> >> > * arrangements she makes
> >> >
> >> > Unfortunately, even if you keep to all these rules, her happiness is
> >>not
> >> > guaranteed.
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
> >> >
> >> > 1. Shag him
> >> >
> >> > 2. Leave him in peace!