Holden's pussy

[jj]

Not MORE lezzers, Gawd, no..........institutionalised homosexuality, thass wot it is, next they'll be asking us all to be arse-bandits and take it up the chocolate speedway all the time......and the Human race will become extinct and there won't be any more telly, or Walnut Whips...........

Now look what you've gone and done: I'll have to have a lie-down now, perhaps while watching an old episode of Crossroads..........