Unpleasant Thoughts While Wanking

[Fastbike]

Doesn't everyone fanatsise about shagging Dot up the bum , over one of the washing machines in the Launderette on spin usually works for me

[jj]

Horrifying !
You sickoes.....



Now, Pauline: there's my ideal woman.
Can I have the name of a good doctor?

[Pervert]

What with mental images, of Dot being done doggie-style while S56 cracks one off, being forced upon we readers by you unfeeling sods, my lawyer says I have a good case to sue you all.

And as long as those mental images remain, it'll never stand up in court.

[Lizard]

Maggs I really wish you had not posted the other Masturbation thread, it has effected me deeply, and I am going for a lot of drink soon.

[jj]

If you try to make it stand up in court, Magoo's doctor may well counter-sue.

[Rude Boy]

Realising your copy of Hustler is actually a copy of "Big Butt" you've picked up by mistake.

[steve56]

id have cat anytime.