Wouild that be fatal? Wouldn't have thought so.
Might be a bit disfiguring, though, especially if you'd been eating a lot of curries lately..........
Masturbation
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"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."
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No! not a belly custard.......
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Holden MacGroyn
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jj wrote:
> It's the sort of thing they do on council estates, when they're
> not burning cars or peeing in the stair-wells of tower-blocks,
Magdelaine, he means you.
He's calling you a wanker.
How DARE he say that....smash his face in.
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> It's the sort of thing they do on council estates, when they're
> not burning cars or peeing in the stair-wells of tower-blocks,
Magdelaine, he means you.
He's calling you a wanker.
How DARE he say that....smash his face in.
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Still.....Holden MacGroyn
BUT WITHOUT MY BRUCE LEE SIG BECAUSE HE'S TOO HARD FOR THIS PLACE...
BUT WITHOUT MY BRUCE LEE SIG BECAUSE HE'S TOO HARD FOR THIS PLACE...
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Wouldn't Holden MeOwn have been more appropriate in the present context?
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."
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Holden MacGroyn
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Fraid not guv'na.
MeSyde would indicate that I am laughing myself silly at a blatantly cheap stirring effort.
MeOwn would indicate that I can hold my own ground.
But let's not be pedantic, for I wish to abuse the Northerner known as Maglue Sniffer.
Dot & Ethel with your good self in a 3 way pensioners clinch.
MeSyde would indicate that I am laughing myself silly at a blatantly cheap stirring effort.
MeOwn would indicate that I can hold my own ground.
But let's not be pedantic, for I wish to abuse the Northerner known as Maglue Sniffer.
Dot & Ethel with your good self in a 3 way pensioners clinch.
Still.....Holden MacGroyn
BUT WITHOUT MY BRUCE LEE SIG BECAUSE HE'S TOO HARD FOR THIS PLACE...
BUT WITHOUT MY BRUCE LEE SIG BECAUSE HE'S TOO HARD FOR THIS PLACE...
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I think he's hiding, the coward.
He popped in for a lunchtime quickie, spotted you, in major Cunting Mode, and scarpered.
He popped in for a lunchtime quickie, spotted you, in major Cunting Mode, and scarpered.
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."
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He's in fear of being bearded---ginger bearded at that.
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These ginger rumours are totally untrue.
It's more a sort of soft-tint russet, with shades of golden sunlight and a hint of strawberry.
I really MUST stop watching those Aveda ads..........
It's more a sort of soft-tint russet, with shades of golden sunlight and a hint of strawberry.
I really MUST stop watching those Aveda ads..........
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."
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Snake Diamond
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How the heck can u crack your pyjama's ???
Personally, i never wear them, i am always Skyclad (for the uninitiated, thet means i sleap NAKED).
Personally, i never wear them, i am always Skyclad (for the uninitiated, thet means i sleap NAKED).
Snake Diamond,
Fangs that bite!
Fangs that bite!