Toilet paper

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Pervert
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Post by Pervert »

I find it a stonking good read.
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i bought 4 in a pack the other day.
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This thread is going down the pan.
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I'm sure the mods will wipe it if you ask nicely.
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i need a new toilet the water still green from august all the bleach i been buying hasnt done any good.
IdolDroog
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FOR.......FUCK........no i dont think i can complete it, help me Ace!
mmm Alex Kramer
Peter
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Post by Peter »

A backwards compliment involving toilet paper.

The drive from the station to my old studio took us past british tissue, which makes most of the UK's toilet paper, a fact which I used to point out to models on the drive.

Phoning a model about 2 years after our first shoot, I introduced myself, saying "do you remember me?"

(Now this is the bit I hope she meant as a compliment, thanks to my informative guide of toilet roll making facilities)

She said, "of course I remember you, everytime I wipe my bum I think of you."
We have need of you again, great king.
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Drives you round the bend doesn't it????????????????
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