Magoo,s Brain for sale...

[Lizard]

Magoo,s brain is for sale on e-bay, only one owner, little use but sharp, comes with complimentary head, and electrodes.

http://www.maggsheed/e-bay/item 1342/asp.html.

[steve56]

how much?

[Pervert]

I think they'll be a set of lizard genitalia on sale there too once Magoo sees this thread.

[Lizard]

Dont worry Carac, he has locked himself in the toilet, after a particularaly excessive 'dump' and wont be out till the paramedics arrive, and you know how long that can take, then when he gets out, he,s got to go hunting for his tea, and bag himself a wing mirror, as he has been mooning out of his car window, and had an unfortunate accident.....

[jj]

I'll buy it !! I'm bloody starving.
I'll give you a fiver, and some mints that I've just found in me pocket- they're only a little bit hairy....

It'll go great with the radishes I've got left in my crisper.

And some Heinz Salad Cream, of course.

[Pervert]

Is that for the brain or the gonads?

[jj]

Gonads?

I know Magoo is a little strange, but I don't think that that weirdness extends to his anatomy being head-to-toe, as it were.......unless of course you were implying that his brain and his gonads are in fact one and the same organ, in which case I couldn't POSSIBLY comment (not being an anatomist, you understand, rather than for reasons of etiquette).


Now I come to think of it, a little gonadally-applied salad-condiment might be just the thing to cool the weather-induced sweatiness in me nether regions.
Well done, that man..........

[Pervert]

I actually meant Lizard's gonads, which will be ripped from his body when Magoo comes in from badger molesting or whatever he does at this time of night.

[Lizard]

Howay man, ees, just a big soft geordie like! and dont let all that noisey neighbour stuff fool eee, he lives all year roond in the Mal,maison hotel, doon the quayside, where he scoffs quails eggs for breckie, and eats from the menu everynight, I believe he,s chairman of the round table as well as bieng a mason, eye, he,s a canny one, wor maggs..

Eeh! I think I,ll boil a babby,s heed for wa tea tonight!