In order to assist other motorists in identifying potentially dangerous drivers, it is now compulsory for anyone one with a lower than average driving ability to display a warning flag, comprising of a red cross on a white background, attached to the top of at least 1 door on their vehicle. For drivers of exeptionally low ability and an even smaller penis, additional flags are reguired.
If those coke snorting Russians had been disqualified, then Wales would have been in Portugal too!