Magoo

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Shouldn't you be getting ready for your date with Michelle, standing in the rain for a wash, squirting on some Glade air freshener and putting on your best t-shirt, with bicep space for your tabs?

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Sorry, Maggs, the Old Spice went down a treat when I ran out of superlager.

You can have the string vest, no probs, but I fear your fags will slip through the overstretched bits.

Best of luck in seeking your Nat King.

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Oh, and the horse's head stays where it is until Aria Giovanni is delivered to my door in her best glamour gear.

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While your humour is rather refined, I wouldn't refer to you as a dry ginger.

Brut 55 for the same reason as Heinz 57---the 56s are all rather peculiar. The Heinz 56 sausages refused to share a tin with the beans, while claiming all the time that they weren't racist.

In the meantime, would Blue Stratos do?

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She is a fine looking woman. Daniela Nardini, of This Life fame, is another with the Italian ice cream connection.

I've just realised my ultimate grandfather was probably called Naughtius Maximus.

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You mentioned Hai Karate. You know what that means: a 20-post thread from "him" about the fabulous Valerie Leon and her enormous frontage.