Complete twat

[Spook]

"And his attitude is incredible, "if making people laugh is a crime then lock me up for life" - oh, you're doing this for US? To make the world laugh and spread joy across the globe."

Yep - this is the bit that gets me too - he should face a very tough sentence for coming up with this ridiculous David Brent style justification for acting the twat.

No-one wants sporting events interrupted by this sort of dickhead behaviour any more. It may have been amusing about 30 years ago when it first started - but its not any more.

OK - so a pissed bloke after a long days cricket match shouldn't get any real punishment for an early evening streak - anyone can make a mistake whilst aled-up. A night down the nick should be enough.

But this dickhead plans his numerous escapades with military precision - he takes it seriously, he knows what he's doing and he keeps doing it. Only way to stop him is to give him a serious sentence.

America - we are sorry - please put this pillock in the cell with Big Bubba and let nature take its course.

[colin]

to me the far more worrying aspect of it is how easily he managed to get by security apparently dressed as a referee

[jj]

Is your eyesight that good?
Or did they show, um, close-ups?

[Pervert]

After numerous years of the publicity junky getting naked for the cameras, I don't think there's much doubt he ain't got much to be proud of.

[jj]

Might just have been a bit cold.

Or he could have been under the weather.
Or there was a lot of fish in the atmosphere, and it'd been raining.
Or the mood wasn't right......or the music.
And those damn' cats kept wailing all night.
Or have had a headache.........


{I do seem to have a lot of excuses for this apparent lack, don't I? Entirely fortuitous, of course......]