jemima khan

[colin]

must be slipping, i just read that she is now divorced from imran khan. never realised they'd got divorced, hope for me yet then, lol!!!

[Pervert]

He'd only be interested if you're willing to convert to Islam. And even then I suspect he'd need some persuading.

[colin]

no, it is jemima i am interested in carac! though not to say imran isn't good looking!lol!!

[Pervert]

I fear the erstwhile Mrs Khan has already been consoled by divorcees' friend Huge Twat (sorry, Hugh Grant).

[colin]

he certainly seems to make a habit of "comforting" such women!

[Ben Dover]

Yeah he was round here not so long ago, 'comforting' Mrs Colin Montgomerie. His house is up for sale if there's anyone out there with 8 million to spare. Yes that's right. Wouldn't think there was so much money to be made wacking a little ball around would you? Mind you I've seen Mrs M at school pick-up and she is bloody gorgeous.

[colin]

feel a bit sorry for colin montgomerie, yes he can be a miserable bastard but he has to be so intense at times to remain as a top golfer. i only hope that he can put his marital troubles behind him and find his form again, we need him playing in the ryder cup later this year.