Goliath Casket Co.

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mart
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Goliath Casket Co.

Post by mart »

This US coffin making company is now making them up to 52" wide, capable of containing a 70 stone stiff.

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Illinoisblue
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Re: Goliath Casket Co.

Post by Illinoisblue »

Fat coffins for fat people.

Seems reasonable enough.
mart
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Re: Goliath Casket Co.

Post by mart »

Yes but over the years they've been making them bigger and bigger, each time thinking this has got to be big enough.

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Fastbike
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Re: Goliath Casket Co.

Post by Fastbike »

At this sort of size wouldn't it make more sense to tow them out to sea and sink them with gunfire ?
Interstingly the inventor od dieting was an C19 English carpenter called Banting , who decided to lose some weight when he noticed the correaltion between the size of the coffin he was making and the age of the corpse .

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