Best T-Shirt slogan

[Ace]

I saw a classic 'Masturbating is NOT a crime' which was funny as Hell.
In 1984, I saw US Rockers (and I use that term loosley) WASP and got one of their T-shirts that said 'I Fuck Like A Beast', and coppers outside the gig were warning revellers to cover up the offending slogan. Trouble was, after 5+ washes, the slogan disappeared. I never washed mine, kept the original slogan.....probably worth a few quid on ebay

[IdolDroog]

I FUCK LIKE A B A T hmmm....masturbating is not a crime is a shit old tshirt man, its a Porn Star one. Get with the programme girlfriend!

[jj]

From the 80s:
'Kill 'em all, and let God sort it out'.

[Autumn]

Just got the new W.A.S.P album and it kicks ass.

As for the best t-shirt slogan. One of the 'House of 1000 corpses' film t-shirts says ' Everybody Fuckin' Dies' on the back which is my sentiment exactly. Other than that i'm buying one that says 'I fucked your Girlfriend' which I think is way cool (and probably true)

Autumn.xxx.

[essarr]

From the 76-77 was the classic :

" if it ain't stiff, i ain't worth a f*!k"

Also i have seen one that sports the slogan:

" i am a trained bomb disposal expert, if you see me running please try your best to keep up with me!".

[Deuce Bigolo]

2 classic Aussie t-shirts that sum up our drunken beer swilling culture-NOW DEAD by the way

Black t-shirt and in bold white print on the front

It's not whether
you WIN or LOSE
it's the

PISS UP

AFTER THE GAME

picture of a drunk individual sitting on a crate of beer(not fosters)
raising a toast to the sky

White t-shirt and in black print(promotional material for Western Australia)

2 STATES TO BE IN

Picture of a spread eagled Kangaroo on its back.....beer in one hand cigarette in the other surrounded by empty cans

WEST AUSSIE or
PISSED

cheers
B....OZ

surrounded by empty cans

[Peter]

essarr wrote:


>
> " i am a trained bomb disposal expert, if you see me running
> please try your best to keep up with me!".
>

Remind me of an interview I saw with Gary Numan, who took the interviewer up in his open cockpit bi-plane. She was obviously nervous, started rambleing and asking inane questions one of them being, "how will I know if I have to bail out?"

Numan- "If you see me going over the side, you can assume its safe to follow"

[Peter]

"Natural Blonde,
Please Speak Slowly"

[Ace]

Its an old Dave Lee Roth line Autumn (I fucked your girlfriend)
Another is 'Don't stick your tongue out unless your gonna use it'

[steve56]

dip me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians,saw this at erotica 02/03.