I'm sure it wasn't like this.

[Marino]

I'm sure it wasn't like this when I was a kid. I used to cycle everywhere, and since I live next to a river, I thought it would be great to take up cycling again.
Why then does my arse feel like Rocco's cock has been stuffed up it.
What the fuck do they make saddles out of these days?

I go to the gym, I run, Iswim, but no one warned me about the arse fisting pain going back to cycling would bring.

Has this happened to anyone else? or is my arse too soft and delicate for these modern day bikes.

[Deuce Bigolo]

No your not alone...most seats are made to fit the ass of a 4 year old
and if you make the mistake of just wearing a pair of shorts...OUCH!!!!

Just comparing the seat on my exercise bike and those on a road bike proves the point-half the size

I've heard of riders(with money to burn) are resorting to having their seats custom made to fit their ass perfectly(no bullshit)

cheers
B....OZ

PS if your strapped for cash nappies are very good for absorbing punishment
from the road

[Peter]

Time to admit it.........you're getting old.

Have you found yourself in M&S thinking "thats a nice cardigan" yet?

[Marino]

I am strictly a George at Asda man. Quality clothing at a very good price, also I can get the most from roll backs, at the same time.

Yes we all know I am getting older, but i am not too worried about that.

As for the nappy idea, I quite like it, but think it is a sure way to get myself onto the sex offender registar, (that's if i am not already on it).

Maybe a sponge wil do for now. I am not quite at the custom made price bracket yet.

And any money I do get, goes on those fucking dogs of mine. I tell you I could have a hooker for less than it costs me in vets bills damaged goods.
Perhaps I could use one of their baggy necks to fill out my saddle.

Here boy come to daddy.

[Peter]

Marino wrote:

also I can get the most from roll backs, at the
> same time.


Is this a cue for the joke about slapping your dick on the checkout and asking the girl to "roll this back, please"?

[Pervert]

It may have been a case of spending too much time in the saddle too soon. I once made the mistake of cycling about 20 miles one day, having not been near my bike for ages, and spent the next three days walking like John Wayne with piles.

[Ace]

A Gel Saddle will be high on yer wanted list. I cycled last year for the 1st time in years, felt like the saddle was made from bricks, and someone suggested a gel saddle that moulds itself into the shape of yer arse. It did work all said and done

[Lizard]

You should try riding without the saddle! not very comfy, but very pleasurable, and here,s me thinking you were a " every little helps" man..

[Holden MacGroyn]

You bunch of namby pamby poofters.
You all dared to take the piss out of me and my custom mountain bike.
HAH. See! My arse is rock solid and in tip top condition.

Actually Reeno, I know what you mean, but it does eventually get better.
You can get a softer saddle but depending on what you do on the bike, it might not make any difference.
For example, when I drop 20 feet, no amount of cotton wool is going to save my arse from a fucking quantum sized bruise.
Stick a cushion down the back of your pants and try that.

Failing that, get a skateboard. I recommend a Santa Cruz or Powell Peralta.

[Marino]

I am not dropping twenty feet, unless it's into a vagina, maybe a gentle roll into the river and out the other side.

I like the idea of a gel saddle, being a bit of a porno queen.

However i have visions of a twelve inch gel like dildo saddle, making me look gay, And we can't have that. I was never confused. It's hard enough fighting off the urge to wear orange lycra shorts with a tight green vest.

I suppose it's out on the bum buster, and suffer till i toughen up.
But it is amazing at the response to my arse problem, which I thank you.

In comparison to a posting on the girls forum, informing of the twins in a topless boxing match, and no one is interested.

Perhaps, www.marino'ssaddlesorearse.com could be a winner.