golf nuts

[b217bravo]

Just been watching the Scottish Open from Loch Lomond, sad I know, & saw that Scottish haggiss Colin Montgomerie throw his toys out of the pram (again) when a put failed to drop, if the grumbling, growling, scowling, snarling Scots cunt can't take the bad with the good he should get the fuck out of the game.
If he snarled at me like he did to some spectators today I would shove his fucking club so far down his throat it would appear out of his arse.
Would love to play a round of golf with him & cough/sneeze/move every time he got down on a shot, really piss him off then when he got annoyed tell him to fuck off you Scottish bastard.
geoff

[steve56]

he sounds spoilt.

[Illinoisblue]

Can't stand the game of golf but if this happens:

"Would love to play a round of golf with him & cough/sneeze/move every time he got down on a shot, really piss him off then when he got annoyed tell him to fuck off you Scottish bastard."

you can definitely put me down for a ticket.

[steve56]

yeah the golf game is a bit slow always thought it was a snobs game when i was a young boy and croquet on the lawn.

[Boo2]

He should go for a boob reduction. Can only be a hindrance when driving...and putting too. And the shouts from the gallery, "get 'em out for the lads!", can't help his temper.