Wayne Rooney to launch clothing range!

[Illinoisblue]

Just checked the calendar - it's not April 1st.

Yes, tubby scouser Rooney is going to launch his own range of clothing.

Laugh? I nearly bought a shell suit.

Best bit is the 'quote' from Rooney:

?I love the brand idea,? says Rooney. ?We live in a society embracing achievement and style. I believe I?m the living proof to the fact that everything is possible.?

If he actually said those words then I'll get a Canary tattoed on my forehead.

[Holden MacGroyn]

Chav....by Rooney.

Burberry will no doubt want to sponsor the little foul mouthed scouse git.

I love when they are quoted as saying blah blah. I'm like, "The fuck??" whilst I scratch my head wondering if the onfield image is similar to that of a WWF "Rassler".

[Pervert]

Wayne said, "I'm thinking of using mostly pastel shades in my 'Young Chav about town' collection."

[Fastbike]

When he launches stand well back to avoid the splash .

[nosey]

Good GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Who next????????????????

[Lizard]

So we will look forward to seeing a range of pastel coloured shellsuits, with the sponsors name on the back, 'Hollands'.

[mart]

Come on guys, be honest, you are just jealous that you havn't been chosen.

Mart

[Fastbike]

The comments about a Rooney lifestyle made me wonder if the world is finally ready to face the truth ?

Welcoming us to the kitchen of his modest cottage in the rural Idyll of Oxfordshire , or as he puts it "we haven't seen a bus since 1972 so you either starve to death or pay whatever the Westiminster parasites put fuel and road tax up to and go to the supermarket 20 miles away that killed all the local shops in the first place " FB invites us to pull up a broken TV or a Recaro seat from an Escort Mexico and sit down. We join in an early morning L&B "sorry they are all the yobboes left behind when they smashed the machine at the pub" and a black instant coffee as "the milk is going a bit funny when your pour it in ".
When you view the full colour centre spread pictures, it may help those who do not know much about mid 20th Century British motorcycles if he explains that the air cooled engine making such a bold interior design statement on the kitchen table is from a 1949 Triumph 6T. He goes on to tell us with what lively anticipation he looks forward to meeting again with the machinist who reground the crankshaft , this social milestone in the classic bike community is scheduled for next month at Oxford County Court ...

[Deuce Bigolo]

Cricketing Pin-up boy Brett Lee did a similar thing not that long ago but then again outside of cricket he was working in a Mens Clothing Boutique

Good luck to them.....Make hay while the sun shines because you never know when that career threatening injury will occur

Wouldn't surprise me if Everton have their proverbial finger in the pie as well given the debt that is drowning most football clubs at present

The story about Wimbledon leaving town for greener pastures was a sobering thought...sounded very much like the American experience with franchises hopscotching all over the country

cheers
B....OZ