Cocks in Vacuum cleaners

[Ace]

While we are on the subject of good TV, may I draw yer attention to Monday evening C4 at 10.50pm..........101 embarrasing sexual accidents. You KNOW you will laugh.......I know I will!!

[Pervert]

Some wounds are still too fresh :-<

[Arnold Layne]

Just watch the ones that have rotory blades (do they still make them?), I find starting on a low power and working your way up is far less dangerous.

[Lizard]

Apparantly James Dyson, was so fed up of getting his knob stuck in the hoover, he invented the 'Dyson dicksucker', and we should all be very grateful to him for that! I know I am, The benefits of a 'cyclone sucking' as apposed to a hoovergrinding, are a welcome relief to all mankind, I usually set mine on 'mild relief' when I just want a half sack emptying, but for that ball busting experience, you cant beat a full whirlwind blowback, at 9600rpm
with no bag to empty! marvellous.

James.......We salute you.

ps: For our younger readers!

Always read the instructions first.
Never 'Cyclone' alone.
Allways have a full bag.
Never let anyone see you doing it.
Always get permission from the owner.

[Arnold Layne]

PML nice one Liz!

[Pianaman]

Well we all know that song - Arnold Lane - had a strange - hobby....lol

[Deuce Bigolo]

If one were to entertain ones self in this manner would this violate the warranty?

Plugged in and awaiting your response

cheers
B....OZ Hoovering in the Nude-Its a blast...but keep your eyes open

[Arnold Layne]

I think it would depend on what you deposited on the return?

[Arnold Layne]

I have many strange hobbies, collecting clothes...moonshine...washing line...they also include paying over the odds for Brit porn on DVD, which then turns out to be as pointless as a lolly stick in dogshit!

[Lizard]

Believe me Buttsie, it would violate more than the fucking warranty, thats the last thing you should be worrying about if you plugged it in, you would pebble dash the walls with yer gonads..........read the instructions!