Kebabs

[Arnold Layne]

Well what's it to be then eh? (as he quotes the first line from the A clockwork orange novel)

Doner or shish?

Chilli sauce or none?

extra onions?

Extra pita?

Mine is on its way! annd yes I am pissed

[Lizard]

Wey-Hey, your rockin tonight Arnie me old son, why dont you eat half the kebab, then go outside and post the other half through your letter box, then you can call everyone a cunt, for doing it tomorrow.....

[Arnold Layne]

?

[Arnold Layne]

Why the fuck would I waste half a kebab?

[Arnold Layne]

and what makes you think I have a fucking letterbox?

[Pervert]

Why not just flush the whole thing down the bog, and cut out the middleman---and the food poisoning.

[Arnold Layne]

No the chicken shish is lovely, grilled chicken breast, if I chuck it up or not it du ne matter, it was nice going down, when you've lived on a diet of anti depressants, anti psychotics, anti fucking anti's, you learn to appreciate those calm moments before the storm, y'know?

[Lizard]

Fuck me, I,m starving now, got any of that 'bab' left Arnie?

[Pervert]

Enjoy, boys. Glad I'm not needing to visit any shopping mall's facilities tomorrow!

[Arnold Layne]

Liz, I would happily give you half...hold on, I would order you the best one they have, a special mixed, lamb shish, chicken shish, charcoaled doner, and lamb kofte, with grilled mushrooms as well it's expensive, but hey your worth it (as Loreal said) you want chilli sauce? extra pitta? they do Dolma's as well, and taramasalta, it's on me tonight, it's been a good week,