How long before . . . .

[Pervert]

Dibble produces his epic Chav Wars?

[jj]

....for which I believe the working title is:
"Attack of the Six-foot Beef-Smoking Bitches with no Lairy Metalled Slappers Whatsoever but Some Very Class Motors and Sharp Armani Threads, Meets the Chavscum from Hell, and Saves Capitalism for the Brave New World- Part III: The (Rolls-Royce) Phantom Menace".

Could do with a bit of work, though...........

[Pervert]

Class title, JJ!

[Deuce Bigolo]

I believe you'll find its already been writtn under a ghost writers name
Patrick Tilley in 1985

The Amtrak Wars...Mutants vs The Federation



cheers
B....OZ

[Pervert]

I wonder how starved you'd have to be of reading materials before finally picking that up.

[Deuce Bigolo]

I was down to War Comics & mad magazines before I read all 6 volumes

My delusional age I call it

Then I discovered Mills & Boon(the Mercedes Benz of the book world for resale value)

cheers
B....OZ

[jj]

I owes it all to the Ossifer, I am merely a humble worshipper at his Temple of Heedlessly Rampant and Uncaring Consumerism (admission only ?20, a real snip, coffee and bikkies ?100 extra), I am not worthy to lick his (Church's handmade) brogues........

[jj]

Weirdly, M&B also publish books of scientific tables.

[Deuce Bigolo]

I'll be sure to look out for them when I'm hrough romancing me bone

cheers
B....OZ

[mart]

Even if it is a bit long for putting up on the advertising hoardings.

Mart