Wank or shit myself

[Marino]

What to do? Editing porn got a hard, also got food poisoning, stomach about to explode, but really need to wank aswell, do I risk the wank? or looose my fantastic hard on to relieve my pain. What would should I do?

[steve56]

evry time i wank i get the shits anyway.

[Michelle]

Get a nice sexy nurse, stockings.... sussies etc to come round and do the job in hand, if you shit yourself she may even help you clean up.

Michelle xxx

[IdolDroog]

sit on the toilet and have a wank......itll be like that twisted bloke who use to swallow large objects just so he could shit them out whilst he came....

[Tez]

"fantastic hard on"...that little thing?

Sorry i know its not big and not clever...shit what i meant to say was..oh fuck it,u get to shag women for a living i'll shut up

Tez

"Love ya work big fella!!"

[Deuce Bigolo]

Times like these I bet you wish you had a But Plug on your belt rather than a Swiss Army Pocket Knife

cheers
B....OZ

[Deuce Bigolo]

You mean to tell us you don't have a personal assistant/understudy like say,a Smithers?

cheers
B....OZ

[Dace]

I would go and have a shit mate


Nothing would put me off a wank more than shitting myself whilst on the vinegars

[Scott Rider]

Take an Enema and a salt drink. They will get the stomach cleared out a lot quicker than nature can! You can then get on with the more important job of a good wank!