Wank or shit myself

[Marino]

I love you lot so much.

Once again, my dilemas seem more important than just totty.

This posting got loads of replies, yet my twins pics got only 1 reply.

Does this mean, that we truely are a sad bunch of losers, or that you care so much for my painful struggle to succed, nothing but my poor health is more important than just looking at filthy sex.

Thank you for the carng advice,

I am afraid the wank had to be put on hold.

But I am back at the edit suite today, full of charcoal, box of tissues in hand 500 mls of viagra in a cup, and 24 hrs of porn to watch.

[Lizard]

Marino, sorry to hear about your predick ament, you should always go for the wank, put the shit on hold, or as the Americans say "secure that shit"
anyway whats all this charcoal malarky, are you going to draw something?

[Dace]

Charcoal keeps you bunged up lizard

Helps avoid that awful "what you thought was safe fart" moment when you have the shits !

[steve56]

shit happens,didnt charlie sheen wear that t shirt?

[Ned]

Next time, do both at the same time and video it, then sell the footage to one of those freaky German companies. Call yourself a businessman?

[davey]

make sure you get it on video.there is sure to be a website specializeing in that sort of stuff