Fucking kids at shops

[Ace]

I was accosted by a thuggish looking 12 year old who asked me to go and buy 10 B&H for him when I went to a corner shop.....cheeky little cunt!! I should have taken his money and told him to 'Fuck off'
There is a trend of thuggish 18 year olds selling Alco-pops to kids outside school gates.........If I'd seen that I would have poured them down the drain.
Funny enough, last year, a polite 15-ish year old asked me to buy '28 Days Later' at Woolworths as it was an '18', I had no qualms about that, even though I told him it was a shit film.
Heres a question.....if a 'minor' (deemed under 16) asked you to buy fags, booze, an 18 rated DVD (horror), or a top-shelf magazine, what order of importance would you place those in.
For the record, I would NEVER buy porn for a minor, besides, there is so much free stuff on the net, I couldn't see that happening

[Peter]

On a slight tangent, what I really hate about shops (or more correctly, thier customers) is the sheer number of women who think a shop doorway is the best place to stop and sheck their purse or have a conversation, then get really shitty when you ask to get past them.

[steve56]

that happened to me once at harrow road its often kids from 1 parent families or just out for agro i did it once but never again.

[Carl Pulley]

You get these kids hanging around at shops all the while(even after school),Some people say i live on a posh estate,its not to bad but it gets spoilt by Kids coming from the next estate and hanging around the area(It never used to be like that in the area i live but there started employing Part Time Wardens now around the area but its basically to stop anti social behaviour,plus recently these kids coming from another estate there started to use the local shops by me as a drugs den etc,But there are clamping down now).But Ace i know what you mean there are sometimes a pain in the arse.

Mind you talking about this subject,i sometimes hate old people who in a quene talking to the shop assistant for minutes on end talking utter bollocks(i had one the other day some dozy old bat banging on to the women post office worker about her husbands piles,and talking about about where she went on holiday,who gives a shit i only come in to get a book of stamps,it always the old ones there start a full blown conservation and your in a quene waiting to pay for something,i swear there do it on purpose)

Carl
(Kriss kross)

[Pervert]

The old folk do it on purpose, Carl, because they have no one else to talk to and this is by way of a social event for them. I've been rather hacked off stuck at the back of a queue behind such a person. The anger is tempered somewhat by the knowledge that this is as close to human contact as they get, and they consider shop assistants, meals on wheels deliverers and so as their closest friends.

As for the little scrotes, if they can't buy their own stuff I'm sure as hell not going to do it for them.

[mart]

Just consider this Carl. You will be old one day and you'll moan how young people don't have any good manners.

Mart

[Illinoisblue]

The title of this thread's a bit worrying; surely you should NEVER fuck kids at the shops or anywhere else?

[Lizard]

LOL.... nice one Ill, anyway Ace, never leave home without yer uzi.

[steve56]

the tuck shop?

[Dace]

Ohh that title had me worried