A glass of wine, an ode!

[Lizard]

A glass of wine, can be so fine, it,s bouqet so clean and true
but taken by the pint-full, can make you follow thru
A glass of wine, a summers night, some cheese and crackers to
then off to bed with some fair lass, to do what all men do
Alas the wine was very strong, I hadn,t noticed that
I couldn,t find her armpit, never mind her twat.
So off to sleep I go, perchance to dream of romance
she kicked me in the bollocks, before I had the chance.
A glass of wine is fine I think, if taken nice and slow
She left her knickers by the bed, I never saw her go.
The moral of the tale I think, is not to drink so much
I wouldn,t have to worry then, of stirrings in me crutch.

eyethangu.

[steve56]

pass that bottle to me.

[Pervert]

Verily, tis a corker, sir.