TV Help

[Phil McC]

Got this sent today it may suit someone from the forum.........
Phil McC.......................

I' working for a TV company and we are making a show for Channel 5 and I
am looking for a person who can recognise a porn film but the
sound.sondtrack?

It can be a person who has a knowledge of their own collection or 20
films or a person who is an expert on films.

Can you help??

Cam de la Huerta
Monkey Productions
0207 324 5122

[Reepo]

Sounds like someones making a crap gameshow on Channel 5 to me. No, it can't be true. What was I thinking?

[joe king]

ooh, aah ... Deep Throat
aah, ooh ... Devil in Miss Jones
oooh...arrgh ... Max Hardcore Vol 12
ooaah,ooaah,ooaah ... Man banging thumb
Rrrrrraah, oooh ... When Rocco meat Kelly #2
oarhoooh, oarhooh ... Ben Dover is the Booty Bandit
oww, orr, ooh ... Never Say Never to Rocco Siffredi
aohroahow...ooo ... John Holmes in anything

[Hornetbloke]

Sounds like anything by The Wurzels to me

[Phil McC]

More like a Birds eye add,

Joe you have got to be up for this,

Phil McC

[joe king]

why?

[jj]

The illiteracy of the mail sounds authentic enough............

[Stephen (N.I.)]

if its bird sounds or classical it must be Fiona Cooper


as i`m a newbie is their actually a Fiona Cooper?

[jj]

Yeah, he's called Phil Sutcliffe, and he's a guest of Her Maj at present for kiddie-fiddling.
Do a search for all the gory details.

[Hornetbloke]

Serves him right, a girlfriend of mine went for an audition with him and he ended up chasing her around the kitchen with his "wide angle" in his hand.
Here's to justice, cheers!!!