Violent Dogs

[Pervert]

Watching the Olympics at the moment. Shouldn't you be taking part in this dressage stuff, Maggs? No pink shirts, admittedly, but it looks right up your, erm, alley

[Holden MacGroyn]

Not an Eastender!
Fucking 'av it maaa son.

Just because I have moved to West London, doesn't mean I have forgotten my life long roots.
I still ask the staff at Claridges, The Hilton and Harrods to whip up some Pie & Mash.

[Holden MacGroyn]

No Crackers, he's waiting til the Olympics & Paralympics finish.
Then it's the start of the Gaylympics.
He will be bringing home Pink medals in all.
They don't have Gold as it clashes with the lipstick.
Standing on the podium in a leather song to the tune of "I Will Survive".
Bet he wins the 400 metre Abba Marathon and the Doggie stroke for sure.

[Dace]

I own a border collie, shes a bit older now but when she was younger she was strangely phsycotic when it came to pub landlords - it was so wierd she was fine with absolutely anyone in the pub and then the landlord would stride pass and she would be out from below the table and having a crack at his ankles !

Harks back the jekkyl and hyde comment, maybe its more of a collie trait than anything else ? !

[steve56]

is he a boxer dog they are fucking ugly they are.

[mart]

How about taking him out in this


The bugger would be too embarassed to even stick his head out.

Or stop him reading the Daily Mail. You'll have to take a different newspaper.

Mart

[steve56]

i prefer cats to dogs really.

[Marino]

Got four bastard dogs.
The males once they hit three go nuts and just want to fight other males.

The head of the pack believes it's his duty to protect the pack at all times.

I have three males and an evil bitch.

The big male I had to have his nuts off, although it stops him attacking his own, the natural born protector in him, has not softened him in any way.

If you have a stong minded dog, dont try and break his spirit, it is his duty to protect at all times .

I generally take my lot out at different times when it comes to walks, cos if they go as a pack, aint nothing going to be left of what they hit.

I drive miles most days with my partner to get them the exersise they need.

Often taking them to the rivers and we do most our wallking in the water, it takes there minds of other things.

And dont forget the law of the jungle, give a good kick up the arse and let them know who's boss, not to damage them though.

I wrestle and fight with my lot every day we bite each other but itkeeps the pack in tune.

They still destroy my house and shit on my bed if i leave them in doors.

Dogs rule your life if you love them .