Magoos Attention. for the

[Lizard]

I come on here this morning to find the following posts about-:
Ticks
Dutch radio
violent dogs
printer cartridges.
Just clogging up the forum, like a turd in a drainpipe, have you been at the meths again? I ask this because there is a smell of meths in my parlour, and it wasn,t there before I read the above shite!.....ooops! my mistake, the painters are in doing the grand ballroom, I had forgotten, did you get that bottle of 25 year old cockburns I sent? or did the fucking postie get to it first.
Cunt!

[Holden MacGroyn]

Lizard wrote:

> did you get the cockburns I sent?

OK so a bit of artistic licence but Magoo gets Cockburns every Friday night working down the docks.

[Holden MacGroyn]

Jealous cos I said it first

[Holden MacGroyn]

Oooohh gay Dutch radio.
GAYFM for all your spangly sparkly Gaylympic needs.
Poof cunt.

[Holden MacGroyn]

Stop picking on me.
Mummy says not to hit girls...or ladyboys, so you'll live a little longer.