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[Holden MacGroyn]

If that's the case, Sandie what do I need to do for you?

[Lizard]

Holden, forget it, just forget it, Sands would wear your 6st frame down to the bone, plus I,ll be honest here I dont think she goes for ginger haired guy,s, then there,s the halitosis, the bag, the acne, and the button mushroom, it,s just not gonna happen, settle for a nice Jewish girl, and stop all this porn star stalking..... I dont want to see you get hurt! I love you please.

[Pervert]

Sandie's a lady---you'd have to at least cut the crusts off her sandwiches. Oh, and wash the tea things.

[Holden MacGroyn]

Thankyou Crackers for your input as opposed to Jealous Liz's outburst.
How dare he call Sandie a fat ginger bat.

Liz, you are a cad and I shall meet you on the Heath, but obviously not when Magoo is touting for business.

[Lizard]

Jealous, me? Sandies a fine hoe, but my bitches here in ga ga land can do the splits naked and pick up all me tab ends, and open a bottle of guiness on thier clits, whilst making me a cuppa innit!