I Regret To Inform......

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Lizard
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Re: I Regret To Inform......

Post by Lizard »

I wish to protest at the implication that all gay boys should have been drowned at birth, because that could so easily have been me! who knows thier sexuality at 2 months old, had my mother put me in a skirt at 2, instead of down the mines, I wouldn,t have known any fucking difference, luckily I saw the light, and have a straight bat, that I, er.....bat with, unlike Holden who is confused as to his sexual preferences, and goes out storking boys in Y fronts after midnight on clapham common.

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Lizard
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Re: I Regret To Inform......

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It,s your own fault I,m afraid maggs, wearing a pale pink shirt is a dooky freaks fashion statement, and should be avoided at all cost, always wear a strong blue or grey shirt, unless you want someone to lift it...

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Holden MacGroyn
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Re: I Regret To Inform......

Post by Holden MacGroyn »

Lizard wrote:

> It,s your own fault I,m afraid maggs, wearing a pale pink shirt
> is a dooky freaks fashion statement, and should be avoided at
> all cost, always wear a strong blue or grey shirt, unless you
> want someone to lift it...


That's exactly what he want's me old Thin Lizzy.
In fact, be careful when the two of you next meet up or you never know.....

Maggie, you steaming great transexual like Nadia the Portugeezer from BB5.

Still.....Holden MacGroyn

BUT WITHOUT MY BRUCE LEE SIG BECAUSE HE'S TOO HARD FOR THIS PLACE...
Holden MacGroyn
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Re: That Magoo Is Gay Chav

Post by Holden MacGroyn »

So let me get this straight.....you want a kiss from me and not a gay one on the cock.
You steaming great woofter shirt lifting bum bandit.
On the subject of bum, I wonder howmany Porn birds like getting bummed.
I mean really like getting bummed and not just "Ooohing" it for the paycheck.

Anyway, why haven't you read my love letter to my ex and offered a shoulder you facist?

Still no porn birds to help me put ma wet on them.

Thankyou please.

Still.....Holden MacGroyn

BUT WITHOUT MY BRUCE LEE SIG BECAUSE HE'S TOO HARD FOR THIS PLACE...
steve56
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Re: That Magoo Is Gay Chav

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oscar wilde liked a bum rap.
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