Make this cleaner an art critic

[Pervert]

[The Last Word]

Metzger's infused realism taken too far - or in this case taken to the wheely bin.

[mart]

Remember the bricks?
I pissed myself when I learned that each one was numbered and they had to be stacked in a precise ordered way.

Mart

[Pervert]

The funniest, most wanky statement of all was by, surprise-surprise, that manky Emin woman. Her soiled bed installation was being displayed at another gallery, and she objected to porters putting it in, saying that if they did it it was just a filthy bed; in order to be "art" she had to do it herself.

What a pile of wank!