Women Becoming Shapeless?

[Officer Dibble]

It?s as I feared ? women, in general, are becoming shapeless (hence, less attractive to the avarage geezer).

An article in today?s Sunday Times reports that ?

?The hourglass figure has officially been declared dead. A government-backed study has revealed that the average British woman?s waistline has expanded by more than 6in since the 1950?s; busts, hips and height, by contrast, have changed only slightly.

The result is that the typical female form is almost straight (AAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!), in contrast to the narrower waists and curves of the 1950?s woman.

The national sizing survey, to be published on Wednesday, was commissioned by the DTI and 17 high street clothing chains?.


These findings seem to concur with a (serious) study of Playboy centrefold measurements over the last four decades that was published in the British Medical Journal? 18 months ago. It also confirms my growing awareness that many of the ?models? in contemporary porn seem to be bland, shapeless and/or scrawny, with precious little evidence of ?a waist?.


Officer Dibble

[R18 DVD Shop]

curves - mmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Deuce Bigolo]

All down to Exercise,Diet & the demise of the Girdle

cheers
B....OZ

[Officer Dibble]

Not me Magoo, I'm not standing for it. As soon as I get mi new DNA/cloning lab set up down in the old garden shed, I?m going to be turning out replica Raquel's, Marilyn?s, Liz Taylor's and Sophia Loren's and hiring them out to discerning film producers for ?1000.00 a day. Wheyhey!

Officer Dibble - seeing a gap in the market

[Lizard]

Funny that Dibbsy old boy, were all different eh!, I love skinny women, and really dont care about breast size, as long as the girl is happy with herself, Iv,e never been out with what you would call a 'voluptous' woman, thats not to say I dont find them attractive, but personal preferences steer me towards petite skinny woman everytime, 2 fried eggs wrapped in a hanky will do for me, well that and a dirty laugh/mind.....

[Officer Dibble]

OK, I'll get right on it dude....EGOR YOU SLAG! WHERE'S MI FUKIN' TEST TUBE GONE?

Officer 'The Baron' Von Spunkenstein

[Officer Dibble]

Hey, I don't mind a trim bird with small boobies. So long as they've got shape - as in small waist and womanly hips, which I find very stimulating.

Officer Dibble