I am! I,m taking my bladder for a walk, then I will retire to my boudoir, don my smoking jacket, fill a pan, smoke a tab, drink some port, may have a scone, then sleep, oh! I may watch a film first, schindlers list, or something lightwieght like that!
Holden= bender...
I am going to Bedforshire
I am going to Bedforshire
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Re: I am going to Bedforshire
you mean you got ran out of town, eh Mags?
The West London of my youth is now on dvd
I've met the man on the street............and he's a cunt
I've met the man on the street............and he's a cunt
Re: I am going to Bedforshire
When i saw the title i thought..great i'll get 2 meet up with Liz,get shit faced and stare at ladies breasts as i live in Bedford...i then realised he meant he was going to bed and thats one place i aint never going near with Liz!!
Tez
"Biggin up da Bedford massif!!!"...or something like that
Tez
"Biggin up da Bedford massif!!!"...or something like that
Re: I am going to Bedforshire
Sorry to dissapoint you Tez, but I may get to Bedford one day, Iv,e very probably been, as I have been to most places, is it in Scotland? and do they have any castles there...
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Re: I am going to Bedforshire
Lizard wrote:
> and do they have any castles there...
No, but they have a nice sandy beach, and a small roundabout (for kiddies, not the sort for cars). And a Town Hall, proving that it is, as they say, a real town and not merely a city,village or conurbation.
Oh, and there's a brothel at 47, Union Carbide Street, in the west end of the town.
Apparently.
> and do they have any castles there...
No, but they have a nice sandy beach, and a small roundabout (for kiddies, not the sort for cars). And a Town Hall, proving that it is, as they say, a real town and not merely a city,village or conurbation.
Oh, and there's a brothel at 47, Union Carbide Street, in the west end of the town.
Apparently.
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."