IKEA... The Final Solution

[Lizard]

I,m surprised that wasn,t the Nottingham Branch, they have armed staff patroling the crech'e, and the meatballs are shipped in under armed guard..
Think about the January sales, make a will now!

[jj]

...even taking a leak involved a three-mile trek.

And I haven't been well, you know.

[Lizard]

Your never well! why dont you go for a checkup!, you may even be dead, especially if your feeling rough.....checkit!

[jj]

Yer right, I could well be dead: and it would explain why I never answer e-mails, seeing as how they should really have been sent via seance-mail and not having any fingers as such, apart from the bony bits, I couldn't hit the 'send' button.

Although I'm still being billed for about ?100 000 000 Council Tax per week, which I know doesn't necessarily prove that I'm alive, seeing as how all those Labour-voting stiffs are still on the Electoral Register...........