Gordon Brown saves British porn

[golostruda]

Today's budget cut the price of proper real ale by 14p a pint. When you incorporate profit margins, VAT, etc, the price at the pump should drop by 20-30p. A serious scientific study earlier this year showed that real ale makes ladies' tits grow (I don't mean in the eyesight of the male drinker, but in real life). As a result of this decision, real ale will become considerably cheaper than shit like Bacardi Breezer, so it's likely more ladies will end up drinking it (at least on occasion). Net result: British women have the biggest natural tits in the world (no other nation is big on real ale), so Brit porn birds no longer need to deface themselves with surgery. Brit-tits are naturally big and bouncy, so British girls and, as a knock-on effect, British producer/director/studios suddenly become in demand worldwide. Britain becomes the international centre of quality big-tit porn, drawing lots of money from abroad into the exchequer coffers. Personally, I suspect this sequence of events is probably why Gordon Brown cut small brewery duty in the first place (the clever git), but I'll still drink to it. A pint of 10.8% Thwaites Old if you??re buying, Gord (though my tits are big enough as it, especially for a bloke)??

[magoo]

I will have a pint of whatever Golostruda has been drinking.

Now Mr G, you are always telling us how London is better than "dull" provincial towns but not for real ale it isnt. Ha! So there! So no doubt you will be moving when you realise the girls outside of London have bigger tits because of the better beer they drink.

[golostruda]

Erm, I don't live in London anyway. Plus I am visiting the highly Northern town of Newcastle on Saturday (for football purposes) so I will make a point of studying the local ladies' tits in as much detail as I can get away with to test your theorem.

[jj]

Newcastle's ladies best viewed at the Quay Market, depths of winter, when their plumage consists of little more than micro-mini/boob-tube.
It's the Viking blood.........or possibly the beer....I think....

[Reepo]

gordon Brown saves British porn? Where does he keep it all, in that little red box?

[Mo The Barmen]

Alcohol is made of yeast especially ale and beer which contains fat. Girls boobies may get bigger because of this but so will their arses and thighs, men don't end up with beer bellies for nothing. Girls tits are mainly made from fat stores so the fatter the girl is the bigger her tits are. You don't often see really really fat girls with an A cup or really really slim girls with an E cup.

[golostruda]

Thank you for that. Now explain gravity...

[jj]

Simple.
Gravity is what makes tits sag.
Invented in the 18th C. by Albert Newton with the help of his junoesque landlady and some apple brandy.