Olympics 2012 **EXCLUSIVE**

[jj]

I told you: my shed needed painting and the bathroom tiles regrouting.

Oh, and then she served as my totally obedient love-slave until landing the part of Stotty's wife.




.............That's the third time tomight I've been called a liar.......

[Pervert]

I hadn't called you a liar---but I am now. In order to prove the truth of what you're saying, we demand a live video link of La Raworth cleaning out the clam of Ms Forbes.

[jj]

Sorry, modesty and my lack of technological know-how preclude that option: you'll just have to use yer imagination.

That, or find me another pliant, biddable and very flexible love-slave: one with a cybernetics doctorate, and preferably big tits..

[steve56]

the hide and seek race was won by mark thatcher.

[Pervert]

I tried using my imagination, and my brain melted.

[jj]

Wow !
Your imagination sounds a lot better than my reality.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Don't forget the trial sports

Their where its at

cheers
B....OZ

[jj]

I don' think the bog has to be a Welsh one.
Or even the snorkeller.

I mean, we all have bogs, don't we?
Apart from Liz, of course, who keeps destroying his.

[Lizard]

I haven,y done a bog now for, oooooooooooohhh.........2 weeks.

[steve56]

what still straining?