They're doing it to me again!

[MensWorldMayfair]

Half time, Scotland ONE (that's Scotland FC, not Scotland Nil, as some people think they're called), and Spain NIL. It's not the prospect of winning that's doing me in, it's the dreadful, merciless 'hope' that Scotland keep filling me with. Why, oh why must my national team be so shite?! I. Just. Can't. Take. It. Any. More. Can't. Take. The. Hope.

The doctor's just been in and done my blood pressure, topped off the Lagavulin IV drip and left a loaded Glock by my chair. Let the Spanish revival commence!

[Deuce Bigolo]

Just remember they did beat those other fancy posers The Dutch 1-0 at home

cheers
B....OZ

PS then lost 6-0 away to them...lol

[MensWorldMayfair]

Yes... the scars are still burnt into my heart.

[MensWorldMayfair]

Woo fucking hoo! Saved by a power cut! God bless shoddy Spanish workmanship!!!!!!

[Jonboy]

I know exactly what you mean, 1-1 and I am going to bed, not prepared to wait till they lose the game in the last five minutes. Shame to think how far we have fallen, Look who Reyes compared us with this week. Can?t blame the manager, just 30 years of benign neglect by the Scottish FA is the problem. No real players coming through apart from Fletcher and McFadden .Shame at times I could cry but mostly just F*UK it and have another beer.

[Peter]

A few more fiddled results like that and you may actually experience the term 'knockout stages'

[Illinoisblue]

What DID happen to all those great Scottish players?

Where's the next Dalglish, Wark, Hansen, Burley, Brazil, Jordan, Rough etc.?

Maybe the junior jocks need to get off the smack and deep-fried mars bars and get out on the footy pitch!

[Pervert]

At least u didnt have to suffer the embarrasment of seeing them lose !!

It must have been a Jock electrician who arranged for that convenient floodlight failure !

[Deuce Bigolo]

Doesn't get much worse than losing to Spain

Under achievers of the last Millenium

Isn't it strange even when Scotland had all those Big Names they never progressed beyond the first round(I stand to be corrected)

In fact beating Holland in 78 would be about the only highlight...lol

cheers
B....OZ

[MensWorldMayfair]

Hey, wait a minute, what about David Narey's goal against Brazil, eh? Yeah, thought that would shut you up...

And Illinois Blue, your opinions don't even count any more. You feckin' Yank wannabe.

It's simple, really. Country of 6 million people with hardened arteries and the fattiest diet in the world produces Scotland FC (formerly known as Scotland Nil).

Still, at least we've got the rug... bollocks. Hey! Curling! Woo-hoo! Let's hear it for the ladies' curling team!!!!!! Yeah!!! Where's my fucking gun?