Pop Tarts...

[Holden MacGroyn]

No, not the Spice Girls, but the pastry, fun filled, brakfasty snack available at all good markets.
Just had my first one ever in my life and dammit, they're not as shit as I thought.
I kinda figured it was the breakfasty equivalent of Pot Noodles but no, they rule so much better.
It was a berry flavour and I gues this is a bit of a 56esque post but bollocks.

...maybe it's because I'm so fucking hungry.

[Ace]

Made the mistake many years ago to have a cherry one and the filling inside burnt my mouth.
Never again

[Holden MacGroyn]

Aahh now see, I read the instructions and the good advice given down the fone to wait just a bit before I took a bite.
So Ace....and you know this is coming, but did you bite into in a hurry while you were modding up your Nova?

[Ace]

How did you guess you heartless bastard?

[Holden MacGroyn]

I understand your pain my brother.
I too once sat in an Escort XR3i convertable and flashed a toothy grin at the birds in Chingford.
The shame haunts me to this day.
Have a car burning party to clear the air.
Most chavs have to nick the car before they burn it though....

[jj]

More people have been hospitalised by exploding Pop Tarts than Japanese died at Hiroshima.

S'true: issa fac'.

[jj]

See my latest book: 'Pop Tarts: A Warning From History'.
And the PC versions: 'Pop Tarts: A Warning From Herstory'.

[Ace]

I recall some comensation seeking person a few years ago successfully sueing McDonalds when the McApple McPie McInsides burnt his McMouth.
The cunt got SERIOUSLY rich and McDonalds had to insert a warning on their McProducts

[Holden MacGroyn]

I'm going straight down there now to McStitch them up.

[jj]

Yep, Ace, the lunatics have indeed taken over the asylum.
Personal responsibilty died several years ago, but strangely some people seem to keep on dying as a result of other people taking no personal responsibility, as we have recently witnessed.

"O Brave New World ! That has such people in it" !