Real Men dont piss

[Lizard]

No, it,s true, I have now gone for 15hrs without shaking the snake, me teeth are floating, and the viens in me neck are flapping, but I will not give in...

[Pervert]

You're a mere 43 hours short of the record, held by a Geordie. Of course, his bladder exploded.

[jj]

I hate to point out the obvious: but you're not a REAL man, are you?
And if yer a lizard pretending to be a man, or a man pretending to be a lizard:

a) Why?
b) Are you SURE?
c) a/b- 6x= 4a/3j:Solve, showing your working, and phone number, if at all attractive, or possessed of a large pair of funbags.
Spotty girls should attempt Paper B: Basic Maths for Desperate Lesbians

[Pervert]

If you have read that thread, you'll have seen that the prospect appeals to me as much as ducking for turds in a septic tank. Fudge packing is not for me.

[Lizard]

I love Lesbians, never seen a desperate one though, how do they manifest themselves when they are desperate?

[jj]

They play a lot of hockey and badminton.

I never, ever, thought I'd say this to anyone but Rod Stewart: but you need to spend more time hanging around girls' schools........