David James - England 'keeper

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jj
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Re: David James - England 'keeper

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This is one field in which the Northern Gentlemen have us by the biddies: I cannot even begin to number the crappy, scrotum-tighteningly awful efforts past and present English squads have inflicted upon their poor, suffering public.
And the songs were pretty dire, too.
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Re: David James - England 'keeper

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Paul Robinson and Chris Kirkland will get their chances now.
Last year, Carlo Cudicini qualified to play for England as he'd not played for Italy and had lived here for 5 years, so he 'qualified'. He wisely told them to Fuck Off

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On a brighter note

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Given how little he stood to gain, this was stupid in oh so many ways.
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Re: On a brighter note

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Wonderful, Darwinism in action: the pauperisation of the truly stupid.
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Re: On a brighter note

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I'm still laughing over it. What a twat!

Serves him right for backing England.
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Re: On a brighter note

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Are we both back on daylight hours now?
I'm more used to a Carac at 0400.


Scary, eh?
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Re: On a brighter note

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Normal service will be resumed shortly.
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Re: On a brighter note

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Same here, midweek.
Same shite, different place........
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Re: David James - England 'keeper

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England Goalkeeper David James was so upset with his performance on Saturday he threw himself in front of a bus.

He escaped un-hurt when the bus managed to slip under him.
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Re: David James - England 'keeper

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All that talk of dodgy keepers seems to have brought every forum Scot into this particular thread for some reason!! I really cannot understand Sven though, it was pretty well known that at Euro 2004 with that fucking twat in goals England had no chance as it was only a matter of time before he chucked one or two in the net, yet he still sticks with him along with Beckham and Owen, plus as soon as Smith gets his big transfer to Man. Utd, he becomes a regular?? Better stop at that as I almost seem concerned, but if it all goes wrong against the Poles on Wednesday, Sven will be history.
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