Typical Magoo

Pervert · Post by **Pervert** » Sun Sep 05, 2004 9:32 pm

He whinges on about no one to talk to, and when we respond he vanishes.

Deuce Bigolo · Post by **Deuce Bigolo** » Sun Sep 05, 2004 10:06 pm

Worse case scenarios...went to put some garbage out and fell into the bin head first and is busy chatting with last nights left overs

Mistakenly mixed up baby oil and superglue and is currently in casualty stuck on a trolley in a disused cleaners cupboard(ward closures you know)

I could go on but its time to wash my hair in stawberry yogurt,apply the face mask of apricot rind whilst placing the delicate slivers of cucmber over my eyes....think I know how complicated brain surgery is now

cheers
B....OZ

Pervert · Post by **Pervert** » Sun Sep 05, 2004 10:47 pm

Ah well, back with us now.

Pervert · Post by **Pervert** » Sun Sep 05, 2004 10:54 pm

Well, his need is greater than ours.

I'll head back to that mail order Russian brides site.

Deuce Bigolo · Post by **Deuce Bigolo** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 12:50 am

Are Seance,telepathy or was Holden last nights dinner?

cheers
B....OZ

mart · Post by **mart** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 1:24 am

Do they come via the postal service or courier?

Mart

Pervert · Post by **Pervert** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 1:25 am

Courier service. Last time I ordered one through the post, they forgot to put airholes in the parcel.

Deuce Bigolo · Post by **Deuce Bigolo** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 4:37 am

So when you unpacked it it had the texture of a mummy...very unappealing

cheers
B....OZ

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