Holiday swear words phrase book

[eduardo]

If you haven't been on holiday yet or want to store up for the future then here's a page for all the relevant and neccessary (rude) words that are essential to any trip abroad.

[steve56]

reminds me of a monty python sketch the hungarian phrasebook.

[Arnold Layne]

I called some greek guy in Corfu a malaka or however it's spelt as he was giving me shit when I was a bairn, he was ne best pleased

[Pervert]

It's about the only Greek word I know---perfect for all occasions.

[Arnold Layne]

yep nice one C, the slag chased me in his car as well, I was only a mere bairn, damn near shat me sen, apparently to them it means they shag there own bairns or sumank? I have to learn more swearwords, Rogers profanisauras is ideal, Arse piss is my current fave, and although not strictly a swearword, The Billy Mill roundabout (aka the point of no return!) is fantastic, I am translating them as we speak

[Pervert]

I was told it meant wanker, but that may be wrong. Let's just say it does tend to provoke a reaction.

[Arnold Layne]

Yes me too, it definitley means wanker, but has different meaning to them,