Brian Cant interview

[Holden MacGroyn]

The closest to VCD Lizard can give you is the VD he carries around on his nuts.
Cottaging lord of gayness that he is.
He's just pissy with me cos I wouldn't give him a role in my latest Martial Arts Chick Fest Blockbuster.
The only role I gave him was a salad roll in the hope that he'd lose some weight. Fat bastard.

Don't think I haven't spotted you & Crackers ganging up on me Lizzie.
Next time you want some cheap cans of coke, don't come knocking on my door you slag.

I'll be round with some ID Arnie. I'll bring Liz's birth certificate and Crackers Driving Licence as proof of who I am.


Oh and Arnie, it's want...NOT WAN'T YOU CHAV..

[Arnold Layne]

That must have been because I was typing one handed Holde'n.
Yes please do bring some ID, we here at Chaver video (inc) would love to have you as a member, will we give you extra privilages reserved only for chavs of the highest order (like you & I)

1) Free home collection service when you are too smashed on kestrel super, and white lightning cider to bring your rentals back

2) An alibi when you get accused of nicking out of date scotch eggs for your lunch out of kwiksave (now somerfields) again!

3) And a free 10p piece so you can play on our streetfighter 2: Deluxe chav edition arcade machine in the corner, it even has an ashtray burnt into it to put your red band, sovereign, or royals fags or whatever your smoking, just no spliffs please, it upsets the other customers who can not afford them

[Holden MacGroyn]

Fuck me.
You have Chavfighter??

Well so far, I've only managed to play VirtuaPikey...I kid you not. Here it is, knock yourself out.



This Chav lark.
I might actually try it.
Having been an upstanding citizen all of my life, I shall consider buying a Nova. I'll barry it up, or gyp it up, to the whale tail and put tinted windows in.
Going on Trisha could be a laugh. I could do it as a ruse and then suddenly turn on her and cunt her off til she slits her already massively sticthed up wrists.

[Arnold Layne]

I think we'd better close this thread now Holden dear, as the local Three piece dinner fried chicken massive have informed me they have just issued a fatwa on my ass as I switched Chavfighter of just as they were getting a high score, because the wouldn't give me a two's on a rothman's royal, But I will check out vitrualpikey for sure, then agian it's almost lunchtime here at Chavvideo (inc,plc,ltd,etc) so it will be more entertaining watching real tramps & pikeys doing technicolour yawns over each other (aka pavement pizza's) after there liquid luches in the park opposite my shop

[Holden MacGroyn]

Well there's only so many times I can slate you for being an east end slag and this thread is getting lonely without the abuse from my favourite forumite bastards.

I'm off to start a fresh thread on forumites called Liz, Mags & Crackers who have late night booze fuelled gay sex parties.