Jeremy Clarkson - Talks like a cunt!!

[Ace]

Got round to watching Grumpy Old Men from Friday, and although good in parts, not as good as first series....................BUT Fucking Jeremy Clarkson said he was on the net looking for a bike for his daughter and typed in Raliegh Chopper* and was directed to a porn site and he simulated a blow-job.
Well, I typed it in Yahoo and Google and BOTH times, I was directed to the OFFICIAL Raleigh Chopper site. So Clarkson 'spun' a story to make him look good....but its backfired, I imagine the owners of Raleigh will be testing his theory incase they have been losing sales from punters being directed to a BJ site

* Its what Holden REALLY rides

[steve56]

didnt even know he had kids.

[Lizard]

Just like clarkeson that Ace, although I must admit I quite like him, he just like an exited schoolboy at times, I remember him driving round a really posh villiage in Cheshire (Nameless) for personal reasons, and cunting everybody off for having 'huge' houses surrounded by moats and security gates, which is true, but he gave them a real slagging.
btw. I typed Holden Mac Groyn into google, and it came up with a load of 'cunt' sites, just goes to show eh???

[steve56]

what happens when you type jeremy clarkson in google.

[steve56]

had him on over xmas he gave me a headache i had to take 2 paracetamols.

[Holden MacGroyn]

You're all bastards, you know that?
Picking on poor defenceless me just cos I've got a better Bike than you lot.

Slags.
Wait til I see you at the next BGAFD Party.
I'll fucking bring a few snooker balls in sock with me.
I've seen your face Ace, don't forget that.
I'll be like "Alright mate, 'ow's it goin'"
You'll be like "Sweet"
And I'll be like ONE LUMP OR TWO SUNSHINE - THWACK


same for you lizzy you chav

[Holden MacGroyn]

Your PC crashes.

[steve56]

and aynsley harriot another idiot.

[Ace]

As in Holdens bike minus his stabilisers

*Im already gonna get twated

[Holden MacGroyn]

Well when you sold me the stabes, you said they had saved your arse plenty a time when you tried to pull wheelies on your Tomahawk.


I want a refund. They're as bent as Liz.