thank god for the beeb!

Post by **woodgnome** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 8:36 am

it's nice to know that someone still has standards...

MensWorldMayfair · Post by **MensWorldMayfair** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 10:00 am

Thank Heavens someone is out there, keeping up moral standards...

Pervert · Post by **Pervert** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 11:38 am

Hooray for the BBC! It's time someone stood up for decency in this country. We don't want photographs of nubile young actresses in a state of undress, rubbing oil all over their beautiful, hot, sexy young bodies while we erm, erm erm . . . .

Has it become rather warm in here or is it just me?

Where was I? Ah, yes, we need some decorum. All women on BBC1 should agree to a dress code, meaning no flesh on show save for their hands and faces (and even then lace gloves should be worn when practical); women on BBC2 may unbutton the the top of their blouses, but only two buttons maximum---and on no account should their ankles ever be visible. And finally, Katie Boyle should introduce all news, current affairs and other factual programmes. She is a fine, patrician lady, and I'm sure there are no tapes of her screaming "Fuck me till I fart!" in the BBC archives.

Yours,

Repressed of Kent.

Lizard · Post by **Lizard** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 12:54 pm

I to welcome this moral standing from the Beeb, I would happily pay double my Licence fee, if they didn,t show 'tits' in thier programmes all the time, but sadly Paxmam still has a contract with them.

Pervert · Post by **Pervert** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 1:00 pm

Agreed, old boy. Still, it's better than the commercial channel Eye TP, which has a record for showing nothing but gaping arseholes.

Lizard · Post by **Lizard** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 1:02 pm

Carac wrote-: " which has a record for showing nothing but gaping arseholes."
Thats a long winded way of spelling Paxman.

Pervert · Post by **Pervert** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 1:07 pm

No, it's a short way of spelling Baddiel and Skinner, Ant and Dec, Cilla Black, Pop X The Idles etc etc.

mart · Post by **mart** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 2:11 pm

Well its nice to know whats happening in the Beeb soapworld. Down here we don't get Casualty or Holby City and Barry has just now fallen down a Scottish mountain.

Mart

Illinoisblue · Post by **Illinoisblue** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 2:22 pm

The fat fool snuffs it.

Sorry if you're an ardent Eastenders fan and that's spoiled the surprise for you.

mart · Post by **mart** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 2:45 pm

Thanks for that. I was being a bit casual. Yes and his ashes have been brought down South or Sarf.
Do you remember Barry being conned before? Some flash girl who ripped him off but didn't kill him.

Mart

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