So where do you buy it then?

[Boring Bloke]

This is going to sound like a silly question bearing in mind the endless spam about it, but where do people actually buy Viagra in the UK? No offence to my girlfiend but I could sometimes do with a longer-lasting stiffy! Thing is, I just don't trust these spam messages. Does anyone know of a reliable source, either by post or over (or under!) the counter? I'm guessing that a few shops in Soho might sell it but I want to find somewhere reliable (without getting anyone in trouble of course!)

[Holden MacGroyn]

The best person to answer this is Lizard.
He uses it pretty regular and has a trustworthy supplier.
Mrs Lizard is pretty happy as it keeps him out of the house for longer.

[Lizard]

I use Harmony hairspray on my bell end, it works a treat, and keeps me stiff all night, and in great shape, Holden obviously doesn,t need viagra, because he cant get laid, by anyone, even though he offers to pay for it, with both men and women and trannies etc, poor bastard! anyway BB, you should just go to your GP, tell him/her you are experiencing problems, and can he prescribe some for you......easy really!

[Holden MacGroyn]

The voice of experience says it all.
Liz goes to the Doc regular to get his little weedy bent pecker pumped up and then has the nerve to question my cocktastic manlyness.

Don't think I haven't noticed you goading and cunting me off while I've been away.
I do a search under Holden and usually come back with some little sharp ended remark from you.
Well wait til you go away sonny Jim.
I'll start the mother of all rumours about you and want to know tyhe worst bit?
THEY'LL BE BELIEVED.
Just ask Maggers. The poor slag gets an inbox full of people saying "I know how it feels to be discriminated against" and he's like "You what?" and they come back with "It's ok you fat ginger fuck, I understand."

Better watch it you slimey gecko fuck. You're next on my hit list.

I iz gwan get me posse and com up to yo yard and do a draav baaa wit an ars kreem van innit bitch.

[Boring Bloke]

Thanks. That's certainly stiffened my resolve to get some.

I didn't even know doctors were allowed to proscribe it here! So it looks like I'm faced with the prospect of exagerating my LACK of prowess instead of the other way around, like usual. I'm not sure I want to have to declare this when I'm asked what medication I'm taking on insurance forms, etc but I guess there's no way around it!

[mart]

I think you mean "prescribe" not "proscribe".

Mart