Wisdom..

[Lizard]

A nine year old boy asks his mother, "Is God male or female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well God is both male and female."
This confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
"Well," she says, "God is both black and white."
This really confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"
Feeling a bit out of her depth, but wanting to be consistent, the mother answers, "Honey, God is both gay and straight."
At this the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks...
"Is Michael Jackson God?"


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[Deuce Bigolo]

Yes but only when he's pretending to be on the Moon

<Circumcision......

A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father's house. His father was a successful doctor, and was carrying out a circumcision in the on-site surgery.

As they were walking, they heard a scream and a foreskin flew out of the window and landed at the girl's feet.

"What's this, "she asked.

"Taste it," he replied, "If you like it, I'll give you a whole one!"

Might try this one as I'm circumcised

cheers
B....OZ

[mart]

Except his wouldn't be a whole one if he was circumcised.

Mart

[Lizard]

Mart- Pedants-r-us...

[mart]

Please dont call me "ped" names or the lynch mob will be battering my front door down.

Mart

[Pervert]

I thought it was only Welsh people who formed lynch mobs to sort out pedestrians.