the celebrity awards[las night]

[steve56]

what a shambles?

[Dace]

Didn't see it - sounded like a load of cock

[steve56]

it was the cheeky girls looked pissed ant/dec were false.

[Dace]

You mean they weren't the real ant and dec ?

[Pervert]

Anyone having to go to somethign called the Celebrity Awards to prove they're a celebrity isn't.

ITV plumbs even greater depths of banality. With Sky, you need a satellite dish; with digital, a box. ITV requires only proof of a recent lobotomy.

[Dace]

I am afraid to say that anyone can be a celebratory - as long as you are willing to make an absolute nob of yourself on tv you can have your 5 minutes of fame !

[steve56]

that simon cowell only won it cos of the moment hes on tv a lot.

[mart]

If being on somewhere a lot "earns" an award I think I know why some people are forever posting on here.

Mart