Shit...

[Holden MacGroyn]

Fuck. Bollocks. Twat. Minge. Masticate (It's a good one), Quim, Fuckshite, Cockslag & shit scum bastard.

I lived up to my side of the bargain and did a one week sabatical.

Who's your Baghdaddy?

[lovemunkey187]

Yes. Quite.

I see the meditation and relaxation exercises have paid off.

[Holden MacGroyn]

Hey man, one week without a cussing session is hard work for me.
What would this forum become, without the likes of me....see how I set myself up for every cheaparse gag.

[lovemunkey187]

Fair comment.

But what's so profane about another word for chewing?

[Holden MacGroyn]

Because it sounds like masturbate...pfnaar pfnaar

[lovemunkey187]

Oh dear, Don't you have to be up for school tomorrow, young man?

[Holden MacGroyn]

Perchance, are you trying the patronising route Monkey boy?
I'd hate to think you were. Plenty have tried and subsequently been cunted to infinity.

[lovemunkey187]

I have on occasion been known to take a some what derisive tone in comments I make.


....and I still do not own tassled denims.

[Holden MacGroyn]

Did I suggest otherwise?
Perhaps I did.
One insult often merges into another and sooner or later, everything is part of the tourettic empire.
Anyway, bollocks, fuckshite and shit on a hairy dogs cock.

[lovemunkey187]

snot-nosed little gobshite.

fuck witted cock smoker.

Or am I trying to hard?