Shit...

[Pervert]

Don't encourage him. He thinks it's big and hard to swear. He sneers at Woody and the other mods behind their backs, turning up his collar and giving it the full "Kevin" petted lip. But he's their secret spy.

[Holden MacGroyn]

That's right Crackers.
I'm the secret spy.
I'm here from the factory to keep an eye on all the bad machines.


Actually, I'd like to be a mod.
I believe I have what it takes.....drainpipes, white shirt, short hair and a Vespa 20cc.

Did you...miss me Crackers?

[Pervert]

It's been rather quiet this week, without you and the other stirrer. Of course you were missed---the swear box is empty!

[Holden MacGroyn]

I had a quick scan and other than Sandie begging for my love truncheon, nothing much else.
I keep telling the poor girl that I am too much for her but alas she wont take the hint.
Sandie, poor dear Sandie, no means no, unless of course she brings a girlie mate and lezzes it up for me during a 3some.

[Pervert]

I really believe you, Holden. It's as true as me needing to get a restraining order to prevent Sophie Raworth following me everywhere.

In the unlikely event of Sandie agreeing to your terms, insist on Faye accompanying her.

[Holden MacGroyn]

Faye?
Who be Faye?
Remeber dude, I know fuck all about pornstars.
Does Faye post here? I'm sure I've seen a Faye come up.


Personally I'd love to be stalked by Amanda Dawkins, Elen Cole & Rebekah Dee.
Those are 3 names that I know very well.
I suppose I should include Sandie otherwise she'll get all depressed and do herself an injury.



As for Sophie Raworth (who she?), tell her Holden said "Sod off and leave Crackers alone".

[Pervert]

Amanda, Elen and Rebekah, eh? Good choices.

You should take a turn next door every so often, just to see how the other half lives.

[Holden MacGroyn]

You forget, I'm still aiming to get a job as Marino's stunt double.
I refuse to get my hair but til I get a flat "NO!"

Right bro, I'm off to sleep.
My Garfield soft toy calls.

[Pervert]

Time I was off. Hope you're back for a while. This place could do with some topics not related to politics.


Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Amanda Dawkins. Anyone woman who can tuck her legs behind her ears isn't to be sniffed at.

Well, erm, you know what I mean.