Andrea Spinks

[Deano!]

This pointless but when you're full of grog like I am tonight it seems sooooo important. Now :- I absolutely fucking LOVE Andrea Spinks. I want to smother her lovely body with honey and lick it off. I want to throw myself down in cold puddles on the footpath so SHE can walk over me and keep her pretty feet dry.

Oh, Andrea...I would use your shit for toothpaste. Is that going too far ? NO !!! My mouth isn't good enough for your shit. God Himself wants to ask you out but cant get up the nerve. I cant get up nerve. After all, if God Himself isn't so sure what chance do I have ?

Actually, the main reason I am soooooo potty about Andrea Spinks is because she reminds me of a girl at work. Her name is Michelle and my dick turns to granite ever time I think of her. OPPS. How embarrassing. Oh well, I was just about to toss those undies in the wash anyway.

[MegaTon]

The Doctor will be around shortly!

[Deuce Bigolo]

With a straight jacket for your dick while your at work

cheers
B....OZ