Sandie....An Ode.

[Holden MacGroyn]

Sandie....
Do you feel randy....
Could I cum in handy....
Sandie, oh Sandie....
Are your legs bandy....
Like that dude Ghandi....
I think you're quite dandy....
And I bet you taste like...candy....
Oh Sandie....
Have you got a mate called Mandy......
So you can lez it up like Andy Pandy.....
Oh Sandie...
I think you're....grandy....
Now let's have email sex

[Deuce Bigolo]

Going through some of your grade 7 english poetry Holden?

cheers
B....OZ

[Pervert]

He's going to have trouble writing one to Faye without mentioning his orientation. Shame nothing rhymes with Marino or Woodgnome

[Holden MacGroyn]

.....YES....
Actually.

It's part of the new look Holden.
No longer will I be sharp, cutting and tourettic.
I shall now throw flowers in the air, write poetry and turn the other cheek when being goosed by the ladies.

[Holden MacGroyn]

That's what you think smartarse.
Check this shit out....new post coming up.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Holden MacGroyn wrote:

> .....YES....
> Actually.
>
> It's part of the new look Holden.
> No longer will I be sharp, cutting and tourettic.
> I shall now throw flowers in the air, write poetry and turn the
> other cheek when being goosed by the ladies.
>
>

For those still confused heres a translation

He'll be throwing freshly picked weeds,getting in touch with his feminine side whilst still retaining the right to half moon any female who takes the piss

cheers
B....OZ

[Pervert]

Is Holden Morrissey? Discuss.

[Holden MacGroyn]

You know...you're not helping me in my quest to feel the sandie between my toes....damn I'm good.

[Holden MacGroyn]

No. Fuck off, don't discuss.
Disgust.
He's a bastard and a moody one at that...no, wait hang on, that's me.
He's a wanker with plebian lyrics and I'm not.
He's a short haired bitch titted sycophant.
I have long hair, no tits and wont even go near the backdoors.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Holden MacGroyn wrote:

> You know...you're not helping me in my quest to feel the sandie
> between my toes....damn I'm good.
>
>

Damn,I'm God

Thank God for proof reading eh?

cheers
B....OZ