Woodgnome....another Ode

[Holden MacGroyn]

Woodgnome...
Have you got a home....
Or do you roam....
Do you doss in the shade of the Millenium Dome....
Dreaming you are in Rome....
With your straggly hair that needs a ....comb.....
One of those knit ones made of...chrome...
Woodgnome....
Are you rabid, does your mouth foam.....

[Pervert]

Bravo, maestro!

Either a Nobel Prize for Literature or a deletion is coming your way.

[Deuce Bigolo]

or a padded cell in the nearest Monastry with all writing equipment supplied

The New Age Testament by Holden Macgroyn

About time it was re-written into legible poetry

cheers
B....OZ

[Holden MacGroyn]

Deletion?
Naaahh they...sorry..he wouldn't do that.
It's an honour to be immortalised in a poem.

Years from now, schoolchildren will learn the fabled ways of Woodus Gernome.
I shall be poet laureatte..if I ever learn to spell it correctly.
We will sit in Bistro's in Whitechapel and talk about the old days.
I shall use the word cunt with loquacity and pronounce the 'T so hard that it feels like a royal word.
Woodamie Gernomious will then say "Holden sir, I have misjudged you" to which I will say "Tish & pish foolish man, let us rejoice in the cuntiness".
He will then say "Baddiel....is a cun...'T" and the veil of oppresion and evil will be lifted....


.....or something. Shit, guess I went ga ga for a bit. Sorry.

[Pervert]

That is a life-affirming vision matched only by Martin Luther King's "I have a dream . . ." (later ripped off by Abba).

[Holden MacGroyn]

...and then those smug Irish fucks Pondlife.

"I haaave A Dreeeam."

Yeah me too and it's fucking debauched and involves fucking chainsaws and Irish Pop-pricks.

Sorry...going to the bad place.
WOOO SAAAAAA

[Deuce Bigolo]

As opposed to "I'm in a dream"

cheers
B....OZ